I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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