Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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