More tranny stories later!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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