glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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