He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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