The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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