Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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