How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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