We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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