Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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