bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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