I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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