its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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