It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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