One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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