You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just cropdusted the office
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I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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