Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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