how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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