party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
only if we run a train.
done.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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