Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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