Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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