How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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