Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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