remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I don't think brook has ever known best
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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