I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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