windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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