can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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