what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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