My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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