my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
wow bdsm is so cute
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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