I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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