your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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