Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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