hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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