why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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