If i come over, it means nothing
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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