i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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