I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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