So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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