How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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