and you said cock pushups were impossible
Who wears a wallet chain?!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
