i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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