On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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