at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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