sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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