no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The power of my boobs compel you
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
