Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Randomize