Little spoons don't ask big questions
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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