Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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