It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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