Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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