so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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