we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
why is half of my head shaved?
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