Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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