Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
where are you?
Hypothermia
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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