I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
bring money and cleavage
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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